have this pretty good joke to share!
it goes:
there's this bus conductor. once he was on e bus when a young lady wanted to cross e road. and this conductor just told e driver to move on, so e lady died. then e judge convicted him n sent him for electrocution. on e electric chair, there sat a banana skin on top. they tried electrocuting him but failed. so e judge thot its divine intervention so he decided to let e conductor off..
sencond time, he was on yet another bus when an old lady wanted to cross the road. and this conductor just told e driver to move on, so e lady died. then e judge convicted him n sent him for electrocution. on e electric chair, there sat yet a banana skin on top. they tried electrocuting him but failed yet again. so e judge thot its divine intervention so he decided to let e conductor off AGAIN..
the third time, an old man wanted to cross the road. this time round the conductor was sick of e previous encounters n asked the bus driver to stop. but the bus stopped so near to the man that he died of heart attack from shock! this time round, the court convicted him yet agn n send him for electrocution. e banana skin still there. but the conductor died.. Y????




hahaha.. cos the first two times was a good conductor but the last was a bad conductor.. wahahahahahz.. nice one?